Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.
good he deserves it
he is a good boy
miraak’s dragon aspect: doesn’t have wings or a tail, something you might expect from a dragon
also miraak’s dragon aspect: has crotch spikes
Let’s talk about this for a minute.
I can’t fuckin believe Bethesda gave Miraak and the LDB crotch spikes/horns
Why. I’ve known about this for ages, but i’ll never be over it because someone went to the trouble of drawing concept art for this, and then someone else coded it in.
Is he compensating for something? Or maybe he’s just very…. proud. Who the hell knows? Certainly not me.
theory: hes like a fucking peacock and is trying to seduce the last dragonborn
Miraak when the LDB first arrives in Apocrypha:
First of all, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Secondly, mm
Trying to Flirt
What I think: Don’t bring up cosmic horror
What I say: THE EMOTION OF FEAR, AND THE INSTINCTIVE REVOLT OF THE HUMAN EGO AGAINST THE LIMITATIONS OF TIME, SPACE, AND NATURAL LAW, ARE SO DEEPLY EMBEDDED IN OUR PERSONALITIES THAT THEY HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED AND MUST ALWAYS EXIST AS MOTIVATING ELEMENTS IN ART AND LITERATURE
I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail
that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.
